Movie Bloopers

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Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
How quickly Kajol and her friend were able to take the sweets from Chandni Chowk to the mahal given that SRK drove in to give medicine earlier.

just before the song “U R my sonia”, kareena calls for her friends with her phone, when they emerge in the club with thier phone hooked on their ears. Nothing abnormal, only one problem….how does kareena manage to call both of her friends simultaneously with a single mobile phone??? also kareena was wearing un matched shoes before leaving the house and then suddenly she had matched shoes in the club….

Kal ho na ho
When Preity Removed Her Glasses While Dancin for ‘Its da time to disco’ or whatever its called She Could see Clearly But Later She Wasn’t Able to see When Shah Rukh Removed Her Specz

Swades

Throughout the film Gayatri Joshi has straight hair but in the Ram-Leela song her hair is crimped. Where did she
find a beauty parlour in that remote village?

kaho na pyar hai

In the movie Kaho Naa Pyar Hai, the 2nd Hrithik sings the climax song “Dil Ne Dil Ko” and in the end of the song he sings Kaho Naa Pyar Hai. Ok I understand that he got the song from the 1st Hrithik’s song folder or whatever. But how did he know the dance routine they did on the beach????????????

but this is my favourite one, that i only realised when watching k3g the other day,The Mother Of All Flaws, is when Hrithik is a kid he has 10 fingers…when he grows up he has Eleven

also The obese Laddu turns into Hrithik 10 years later who is like a stick, however Shahrukh, Kajol, Dadi, Nani and Johny Lever,jaya,big B look the same after 10 years!!

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Shit Happens in World Religion

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  • TAOISM: Shit happens.
  • CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, “Shit happens”.
  • ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)
  • JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
  • ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
  • COMMUNISM: Equal shit happens to all people
  • CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
  • PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
  • SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you’re on our shit list.
  • ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
  • UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let’s have coffee and donuts.
  • RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
  • JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
  • REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
  • MYSTICISM: What weird shit!
  • AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
  • ATHEISM: I don’t believe this shit!
  • NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
  • AZTEC: Cut out this shit!
  • QUAKER: Let’s not fight over this shit.
  • FORTEANISM: No shit??
  • 12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.
  • VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!
  • NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.
  • DEISM: Shit just happens.
  • EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.
  • SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
  • CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.
  • BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind.
  • SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.
  • HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
  • WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!
  • HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.
  • THEOSOPHY: You don’t know half of the shit that happens.
  • DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before you were born.
  • SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.
  • JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.
  • MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.
  • HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.
  • BAHA’I: It’s all the same shit.
  • STOICISM: This shit is good for me.
  • OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.
  • EST: If my shit bothers you, that’s your fault.
  • REAGANISM: Don’t move; the shit will trickle down.
  • FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.
  • CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.
  • EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
  • DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.
  • RASTAFARIANISM: Let’s smoke this shit.
  • CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn’t smell bad.MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can’t discuss it during Lodge.
  • RED CROSS: Shit happens – send money.
  • EVANGELICAL: Praise God in spite of this shit cause this shit ain’t gonna last much longer.Courtsey: http://bit.ly/1Akx6Q

Rajnikanth Special

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Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… ….
he turns the dark off.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even
glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett
Favre even further.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean
Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the
cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you
have left to live.

Accident of Birth

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Just like the act that leads to the event,

Every birth is an Accident.

Some have six pack abs and rock hard pecs,

Others have gone years without a hint of sex.

Some guys have boobs and some chicks a mustache,

Others sell their good looks for cold hard cash.

You might be cursed with inadequate girth,

Obviously you’re a Victim of the Accident of Birth.

Some go on diets so they can look thinner,

Others can’t afford breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Some wear tiny bikinis, almost bare,

Others roam naked coz they have nothing to wear.

You may be an individual of high net worth,

Even you are a Victim of the Accident of Birth.

Some visit salons to add colour to their faces,

Others with too much of it get kicked in all places.

Some are welcomed in every country with a peck,

Others have to go through a “random” security check.

You may have been racially assaulted in Perth,

Because you’re a Victim of the Accident of Birth.

Some may sell insurance, deal drugs, play the drums,

Or be born to businessmen, into royalty or in slums.

You may be tall or short, you may be fat or slim,

You may be a Jew, Christian, a Hindu or a Muslim.

Every single person on the face of the earth,

Is a fucking Victim of the Accident of Birth.

Some go surfing in the bright summer sun,

Others wake every morning to the sound of guns.

Some think that donating blood is odd,

While others lay their lives in the name of God.

I wish I could use the word “mirth”… Read More, But we’re all Victims of the Accident of Birth.

Oops forgot the day today

JOB and Us

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Email Correspondent: Chatur Chandan

Ain’t you get high when your calendar shows the next day as “Friday” and ain’t you feel like going to Himalayas every time it shows next day a MONDAY?

There were times when People in my office wanted to quit after the new years party because all the holidays were coming on Saturday and Sundays.

Here are few creations of such a mind to devour the very IDEA of work.

The TRUTH

My work week dawg!

Oops forgot the day today

I hope you have better explanation than this!

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