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Awesome Indian Things – Part 2
09 months ago
by admin
in Entertainment
Astrologers who say that you are going to be an engineer for sure but u end up being a English teacher
Haryana cost of buffalo: 18,000 – 24,000 Rupees Haryana cost of girl (human trafficking): 4000 Rupees
Speed breakers and Potholes make every ride in your vehicle a disney theme ride
The Holi, Diwali, Makar Sakranti, Durga Pooja, Janmashtmi and the list goes on …
Most favorite dialogue of Hindi Cinema “Main tumhaare bachche ki maa banane waali hoon…”
bargaining for 2 rupees from sabziwala but tipping 200 @ valet parking
In India we have two type of Indians “North Indians and South Indians”. Everything below Madhya Pradesh is for South Indians while above it is North India.
Awesome Indian Things
111 months ago
by webmaster
in Entertainment
28 States, 7 Territories. 1618 languages, 6400 castes, 6 religions, 6 ethnic groups, 29 major festivals & 1 country!
In foreign countries, u can kiss in public, but can’t piss..in India u can’t kiss in public,but u can piss wherever
Saris : What’s sexy, modest, graceful, classic, cool, hot, well-ventilated and gorgeous all at the same time?
Jalebi: No Angrej has ever figured it out how the “Ras” went inside it.
SEX for INDIA will alwz be a “Dirty Thing”. Still we have 130 Crore Population…
Badly spelt menus. and hoardings, shop names, but still we speak better english than half of the western world.
Addressing hubby as “munni ke papa, Arrey Sunte Ho, Suno Ji, Suniye na”
No matter what, stop ur bike two feet after the stop line in a traffic signal and start off three secs before green
Mahabharata – longest poem in the world with 100000 stanzas..eight times longer than Homer’s two epics – combined
N.O.I.S.E. (Naturally Over Inflated Sense of Entitlement)
Ability to accept Pak’s immeasurable abuse and violence as fate.
Kumbh mela where most of the actors lost theri siblings
Checking the berth no on train chart before boarding your bogie to see if you are around young girls
One thousand ppl playing cricket in a single ground
Blaming politicians when you trip over a stone or for any godamn thing happens in country
Films that are designed to make you sob like a toddler within 10 minutes.
Indian Home Game Series-2
0Poshampa bhai Poshampa:
Two people making a Gate structure and other kids make a line and pass through it… once the songs finished one of the person inside gate is taken and asked a question and accordingly decided n which team s/he goes. The song is very interesting it goes like this
Poshampa Bhai Poshampa
Char khilone kya kiya
Sau rupaye ki Ghadi churayi
Charane ki kulfi khayi
ab to Jail mein aana padega
Jain ka pani peenna padega
Ghora chala bhai
Players sits on the edge of a circle and one person moves around with a napkin in hand and singing the song “ghora chalaa bhai peeche dekhe maar khayi” . S/he plays the napkin behind any one person and tries to cover whole circle before that person finds out.
These are few more games which are much popular when it comes down to playing with COLONY kids.
1) Chupan chupai (hide and Seek)
One of the players is given a task of seeking other players without them touching him
2) Chor Police
Similar to Hide and Seek, but here the police will bring the other team to one place and after then they change sides
3) Kabbaddi
Traditional Indian game. Can be played with not more than 10 players. A rectangle area is divided into two halves and teams occupy each one. Then one person goes into other teams territory continuously saying “kabbadi”. He has to touch other team members and come again to his half without loosing breath and the other team has to hold him.
4) Kho Kho
Played with two 12 Players teams,one team(9 players) sits on ground between two poles and the other team sends three team members. The sitting team has to catch these players before time runs out.
5) Langdi Tang
In a defined area one person hops on one leg and try to catch all the other players.
6) Maar dhaad
Played with soft ball. The player who holds the ball can hit anyone who is playing the game.
7) Aankh Micholi
In a defined Area one player eyes are closed with handkerchief and s/he has to find other players.
Indian Home Game Series-1
01) Akkad Bakkad Bambe BO
Every indian play this game once in a life time. Akkad bakkad bambe bo assi nabbe poore so….
2) Saanp Seedhi
I always wondered why Someone always looses after reaching 99 first.
3) Ludo
Its the most engaging game ever. Can be played for hrs with spicy cheats 
4) Changapa
You make a square matrix of 5×5 with 1st and last boxes of 3rd row and 3rd column marked as home. and the center square as the winning position. Ludo is copied from it (I believe that). Rules are same except here you play with “IMLI SEEDS – KUNCHE” split in two parts. there are 5 half slit kunches and if you get all white its counted as 6 and if you get all black it was counted as 10. further getting 4 black was a chance bonus.
5) Char Bhar
Mind Boggling game which requires enough thinking. Can be compared to CHESS. here you draw three concentric squares with perpendicular bisector connecting all three squares on every side. Two players can play with 9 coins each. Idea is to eat up other person’s coins. For eating up any coin one needs to make three coins in line. Very very strategic game. Why its called CHAR-Bhar? In hindi eating is called charna 
(normally animals do it ). and BHAR is when you have made three coins in line.
6) Chopad
The Mythological game haha… Played in even MAHABHARAT.
7) Chaape
Ever wondered how indian kids can play literally from trash … from anything. CHAAPE — MatchBox front and back covers. NUmber of ways by which one can play this game. Like Playing Cards, Like Gambling, Like throwing them in air and bidding (probability).
Tickdiya
Seeds from “Kaner” tree were collected and dried. after they are fully dried they become hard plates with thick edges. Number of games can be played out of this. All the kancha games as well taking tickdis out one by one from a circle without disturbing other tickdis. (from a lot of 300 400 tickdis… players would play for hrs)
9) kankad
This Game more popular among girls is played with 5 or 7 stones. Again Lethal permutations and combinations to increase the difficulty levels. for example picking one stone from ground while three are in the air and have to catch all of them.
Indian Games – Gilli Danda
0This is the most amazing game Indians have ever created, far better then any kind of Ball game 
Requirements: a wood stick of 4- 5 feet (Danda) and a small wood stick with both ends sharpened (Gilli)
Procurement of accessories :
Steps 1: Climb on a tree or demolish a branch (around 3-4 feet) of some tree, remove the leaves – done
Step 2: Take a small wooden stick of thickness 1 cm – 2 cm and length of around 5cm to 7 cm. -done
Ready to rock
Teams: Can be played in number of ways! Minimum requirement of 2 Players.
How to play: Dig a small hole in the ground of width 4 – 5 cm. This hole is the starting point. Players will take turn by shooting Gilli from the starting point.
Case 1 : While shooting if the other players catch the Gilli before landing on the ground then that player will be considered out. and the one who catches will take turn. The idea is to hold your turn for the maximum time so that you can enjoy other players frustration and hard work.
Case 2 : Gilli lands on the ground. The “shooter” will place calculate the “Danda length from the hole in opposite direction and will place the “danda” on the ground. Other players will have to hit that “Danda” with the “gilli” from the point where it landed earlier. (Only one chance allowed)
Case 3. Other players miss the target. Here comes the fun part. To enjoy the suffering of other player you have to be quite experienced here. Shooter will hit gilli softly so that it bounces and quickly has to hit it hard so that it travels maximum distance. This activity goes until shooter miss the “Hit Hard” part. Now the “DISTANCE” Travelled by Gilli has to be covered on one leg by players who missed the opportunity to catch the gilli or to hit the danda. This is where one enjoys the hard work and frustration
Keep coming your inputs if you know any other of playing this game.
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