Do the bakar
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How to get dumped by your girlfriend on valentine’s day?
61. Gift her a coupon to ‘VLCC Lose 5 kgs in 10 days’ .. “Darling, you keep on saying, you are getting fat.. here is the solution”
2. Write some other girl’s name on the gift and give it to her.
3. Take her to a candle lit dinner at a restaurant in the locality of ‘bajrangdal’ people. Rest of the work will be done by them.
4. Gift her a dress of XXL size.
5. Make her pay for the lavish dinner you have on the valentine’s day.
6. Starting from 12.00 am stop attending her calls/ replying to her messages.
or
7. Simplest one: Don’t get her any one of these things as valentine’s gift: Roses, Chocolates, Teddy bears, Cards.
Well guys this is my first attempt at writing on bakaristan. I wanted to add more but couldn’t. So it will be nice if you share some your views/bakar on this topic.
Happy bakaring! 
Lalluu bhaaluu joke
12 years ago
by kaka choudhary
in Trash
laaluu bhallu se: yaar ye raat mein suraj dikhayi kyun nahin deta
bhalluu lallu se: yaar …mm..mmmm… pata nahin
lalluuu bhaaluu se: yaaaaaaaarrrrr mein bataaun?
bhaaluu laalluu se: mujhe bhi nahin pata
dono ek doosare se : idiooottt , hahahahahaahahah
copyright : lallu bhaaluuu
What is bakar?
0Bakar is more of a concept and a philosophy than an activity. To understand bakar, it is necessary to get the concept of vella and vellapanti first.
When an individual has nothing to do, no activities to perform, and his brain is full of thoughts which are mostly useless and no one is interested in them, then that particular stage of an individual can be termed as vella. The activities performed at that stage is called as vellapanti.
Bakar is a more higher stage of vellapanti. When a couple of vella’s interact together and do some vellapanti which involve humor, fun, statistics, sarcasm that activity is termed as bakar. The key to note is that vella is a singular while bakar usually involves three or more individuals.
A list containing the key elements of bakar and many more things are under progress and will be revealed in The Bakar Guide … Part 2.
Till then, bakar chalu rahe
World coolest clock
12 years ago
http://home.tiscali.nl/annejan/swf/timeline.swf
1st Line is Seconds 2nd Line is Minutes 3rd Line is Hours 4th Line is the Day of the Week 5th Line is Today’s Date 6th Line is the Month and 7th Line is the Year
My Friend and his GirlFriend
0My friend’s girl friend forgot his birthday. And the guy was very pissed off at her
Girl : I am sorry.(Kisses him) This is your birthday gift. (Smooch) And this is my apology.(Giggles).
My Friend : Hmm…I do not want to sound complaining, but you didn’t congratulate me on my convocation.
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