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Sachin the unbeatable!

To the legend….

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Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar

He brought the world down to his feet in just 3 hours.

Long Live this Legend!

No more words for him, the world is speaking it all.

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Deemag ki Maa Bhen

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Photograph by Dheer Saranjit from facebook and shared on Bakaristan by Chatur Chandan!


Deemag ke papa market gaye
khareedne aloo matar
aate hue peeli thodi daaru
aur paaye gaye next morning in guter

Deemag ki maa morning mein jaa rahi thi school
ki raste mein dikh gaye unhe Deemag ke papa pade hue in Guter pool
Dono ki aankhein takrayi aur ho gaya pyaar
aur is tarah shuru hua unka ek chota parivar

Shadi karke dono khush the
shadi ke teesre saal jab doctor ne bola ‘you are pregnant’ toh dono chup the.
deemag ke papa bole..’kaise ho gayi yeh bhari bhool’
Toh deemag ki maa boli ‘sab tumhari galti hai bloody fool’.

Ab dono karne lage deemag ke aane ka wait
dono ko hi pata tha ki ab pachtaye hovat kya jab chidiya chug gayi khet’
finally woh din aaya
jab doctor ne unhe bataya

Sirji, deemag toh nahi, is baar aa rahi hai ooski bhen
toh deemag ke baap aur maa ko aaya thoda chain
Deemag se jyada unhe deemag ki bhen pyari thi
ladke toh market mein khub hote hain, ladkiyuon ki maramari thi

Sab bade khush the ki chalo deemag ko kabhi nahi aane denge
deemag ki bhen aa toh gayi hai,ab oose kahin nahi jaane denge
but deemag ke papa ko kaun rok sakta tha
ramu halwayi ki dukaan ke peeche hi unka daaru ka adda tha

fir ek din weekend pe gaye woh lagane 2-3 peg
but unhe oos din nahi mili entry kyuonki woh they stag
khair unhone jugad lagaya aur utha li 2 beer ki bottle
chal pade ghar ki taraf, talli hoke total

oos din fir se hui ek bhaari bhool,
kyuonki 9 mahine baad aaya duniya mein ek aur bloody fool.
deemag ka hua janam, mach gaya hahakaar
ho gayi sabki sitti pitti gum sunke yeh samachar.

Hona kya tha ab, deemag ke papa ki hui pitayi
deemg ki bhen ruth gayi, aur maa ne khub khari khoti sunayi.
jab deemag chalne laga, tab toh ud hi gaya mano sabka sukh chain.

oos din se lagne lagi deemag ki MAA BHEN!!

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Never Panic!

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A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company.

One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dog thinks, “Boy, I’m in deep trouble now.” Then he notices some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, “Mmm, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. “Whew”, thinks the leopard. “That was close. That dog nearly had me.”

Meanwhile a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine.”

Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks,” What am I going to do now?”

But instead of running away, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet.

And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, “Where’s that monkey? I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he’s still not back!”

Hearing this, the leopard darts off to safety.

What goes comes around

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One day a man saw an old
lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.

Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn’t look safe; he looked poor and hungry.

He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was those chills which only fear can put in you.

He said, “I’m here to help you, ma’am. Why don’t you wait in the car where it’s warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.”

Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.

As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn’t thank him enough for coming to her aid.

Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.

He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, “And think of me.”

He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.

A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn’t erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude. The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan.

After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin.

There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: “You don’t owe me anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I’m helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you.”

Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.

Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard….

She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, “Everything’ s going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson.

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