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Work Theory
2Compiled by Chatur Chandan
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don’t do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,
I’ am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He’s only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview.
When my boss applies for leave,
it’s because he’s overworked
when I do well,
my boss never remembers,
when I do wrong,
he never forgets
The phoenix theory – Now-a-days
22 years ago
by kaka choudhary
in Theories
phoenix(s) are rising from the ashes!
they are very high,
soaring in the sky.
Lets not temper with the moods,
lets just flow with the dudes.
phoenix(s) are rising from the ashes!
….kaka
Cat and butter
12 years ago
by Bakar Shaikh
in Theories
Have you ever wondered that when a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. If however, a method could be devised by which one can strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the results would be astonishingly wonderful. I believe that the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas.
Deforestation – will make the world spin!!
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I ain't cutting trees no more!!
Have you seen a figure skater increasing/decreasing his/her spinning speed by moving his/her hands away/closer to the body. Just as a figure skater’s rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body,the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.
Conclusion: The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation.
Why yawning is contagious?
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One yawns because the one wants to equalize the pressure on one’s eardrums. This leds to the pressure change outside one’s eardrums and unbalances other people’s ear pressures which is why they have to yawn to even it out.
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