Opinion
Dummies Guide to Naming a Baby
0I couldn’t resist sending this right now..so here it is …
Dummies Guide to Naming a Baby (MPNC Theorem)
One should follow the following steps before naming a child:
1 Size of the name
It should not contain more than 2 syllables. It will be simpler and easier for others to call out his name rightly and more often. Compare Ross (1 syllable) with Joey (2 syllable) and Chandler (3 syllable). We definitely love the first two more then the third one. Further, the name brings more popularity among the ladies (this point will be covered in details in the subsequent sections).
2 Number of characters in the name
The number of letters in the name should be adequate (not more, not less..but adequate). Whats an adequate? Glad you asked…Well adequate is something which is like a knicker..not too short when it becomes hot pants/ undy or too long that it becomes a three-fourth. So is the case with the name…it should contain exactly the right number of letters…tht one could easily remember. Next question here is ..how many letter then?..Well..how many letters are there in your ATM pin…4..maximum 5 or 6..How many minimum characters are required when you set up a password to an e-mail account…6. I did some research to find out the length of names from a sample set of ~2500 boy names…The results are as follows:
Number of Characters Percentage of the total Sample
4 2%
5 9%
6 19%
7 19%
8 15%
Clearly, we should try to keep the length to a minimum till 5 or 6 (maximum).. Increase the length and the zone is going to be crowded with dudes all over. Now, lets see the same result from a sample set of girl names:
Number of Characters Percentage of the total Sample
4 5%
5 13%
6 27%
7 21%
8 14%
Clearly the difference is maximum if the length should not be more than six letters otherwise its just weird.
3 Starting alphabet of the name
Well if some pundit has provided an alphabet than we are bound to have a name starting with that letter. But if we are going random about it. Then probably we can put our brains to use here as well. The letter should be chosen in such a way that it provides the kid with high probability of being around girls ..like all the time..(yes I know you are thinking that I am a jackass ..but no child of mine or my friends’ will go through the torture that we all went through in our schools….ever again). Imagine him sitting in a class getting ready for attendance or in a lab where the partners are chosen on the basis of their roll nos. (decided by alphabet) or in an exam room where the sitting arrangement is as per the roll nos. or the sitting arrangement in daily class …the dude gotta feel jealous of his friend who has a name starting with a letter which brings that dude more chances of being next to/ before a girl’s name. I think you got my point. Then lets talk statistics here as well…
| Boy | Girl | Difference | |||
| A | 284 | A | 179 | 105 | |
| B | 107 | B | 16 | 91 | |
| C | 82 | C | 75 | 7 | |
| D | 144 | D | 80 | 64 | |
| E | 34 | E | 25 | 9 | |
| F | 34 | F | 13 | 21 | |
| G | 77 | G | 63 | 14 | |
| H | 81 | H | 59 | 22 | |
| I | 58 | I | 52 | 6 | |
| J | 98 | J | 73 | 25 | |
| K | 130 | K | 151 | -21 | |
| L | 26 | L | 36 | -10 | |
| M | 161 | M | 188 | -27 | |
| N | 138 | N | 96 | 42 | |
| O | 18 | O | 7 | 11 | |
| P | 196 | P | 112 | 84 | |
| Q | 5 | Q | 2 | 3 | |
| R | 127 | R | 102 | 25 | |
| S | 387 | S | 397 | -10 | |
| T | 93 | T | 88 | 5 | |
| U | 43 | U | 37 | 6 | |
| V | 110 | V | 89 | 21 | |
| W | 5 | W | 3 | 2 | |
| Y | 30 | Y | 16 | 14 |
If you can see this, clearly, the letters S, M, L and J (these are the letter with more number of girl names as compared to boys) provides him better chances.
4 People should be able to pronounce it rightly in other countries – I am too tired to build up on this..so understand yourself…
5 Surname should compliment it..I have seen people not using surnames as they grow up …I have never understood this fully but lets not take this lightly…its a family name…we all are proud of our family
Our understanding from these points so far – It should either be a mono syllable or a 2 syllable name with not more not more than 6 letters and probably starting with S and easy to pronounce everywhere and is complimented by the surname. Now the file attached contains the list of all the 6 letter names starting with S (along with meaning). I have not got time to further filter these out on the basis of the number of syllables. But I think you can do the rest!!
i am an INDIAN doctor PLS
0i am an INDIAN doctor pls
this is for all doctors who have tried for post graduate medical education in india in recent yrs..we give exams&attend counselling and then confusion begins..
my own domicile state of rajasthan didnt allow me to sit in rajasthan pre -pg examination.. May be even shane warne can call himself a rajasthan royal but i am a lesser mortal as i dared to do MBBS outside my state..
ahem!!all india pg exam conducted by AIIMS and doctors from all over india get selected and all hell breaks lose!! where to go? some people warn-there is gujju vs non-gujju bias in gujarat..ok!someone adds calcutta has language problem.. bongs dont like punjabis!!( i am punjabi by origin–must hide this detail if i join med.college kolkata)..next news: haryana jats are not easy to deal with..ok!!punjab is good but someone said in punjab, UP/Bihar ke bhaiye are not appreciated much!!..goa is a tourist destination!..ok!! southies dont like northies plus u cant adjust with the food there..what if i like coconut chutney?no!!u r a kid!u dnt understand madrasis are different!! there is north-south bias there..i was talking about bangalore but for average northie–its all madras!!..next is maharasthra==MNS is already scaring me so much!i wont even write about it..did i miss out any states?? ah yes..bihar!! law&order is so gud that i wont be able to follow it..assam!! every time i dont answer a call my well wishers wil think i ve been killed by BODO violence…. chatissgarh/orissa side has naxal violence..have i covered all the sides of this story?? hmm.. let me come straight to the centre..one &only madhya pradesh-most of its medical colleges’ PG degree coarses have A/P written against their names which means only permitted/approved by MCI not recognised..
oh!wait a min!!i forgot to mention that 2 states of india donot share their MBBS&MD/MS seats with rest of india–J&K and andhra pradesh…
also states like maharashtra&himachalpradesh&few others have kept hefty service bonds to scare people of other states away..really! we all know its meant to ensure service in govt.sector for poor/rural areas but the only purpose such bonds actually serve is scaring outsiders away from these states..
some places a resident gets a single seated room to stay..& at some colleges he/she is forced to share the room with 3 more people..why??does he not require some privacy after long gruelling night duties?or has he in any way studied less than the guy sleeping peacefully in a single room..?? may be the govt. wants to teach him to share ..he has not learnt enough in his 25 yrs of life thats why!!
firstly we are paid less than any Engineering graduate(not only IIT but also private college pass-outs)….Add to this there is no uniform stipend given to resident doctors..somewhere it is around 40000 and somewhere only 11000.. why??do doctors work less in mumbai & bangalore? or delhi&UP residents need to dine out more often?? may be night duties are less in gujarat&himachal??no!! its just that states decide randomly according to their own funds..
if one central exam ALL INDIA PG having common 300 questions can decide fate of so many mbbs pass outs of this country,Why cant some central committee make some basic norms for resident doctors all over the country..?? because no one wants to raise a voice and ask a question..
[ i ve not even mention the taboo "r"issue here..yes! reservation..because that's totally a different topic& now i feel no power in universe can remove it from our country even for exams deciding medical postgraduation where people lives will be handled by someone!! ]
SO WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?i am CONFUSED.. are u not??just by reading this u can probably understand my quandary..this dilemma of not being able to decide where to join & how to cope with these unimportant academically yet essential for day to day living issues…
i want to join a college for PG based on academic considerations..why doesnt anyone try to ensure that?by providing certain equal amenities to all medical colleges it can be ensured..
also please welcome outsiders to your state..a doctor has no religion/region/bias.. we have to serve humanity..language & food is not a barrier i feel..its an added asset..if i learn tamil&practise in rajasthan i may be of help to an ailing soul from chennai when he falls sick while roaming in rajasthan on a holiday..
hippocratic oath is gr8 but there should be a oath for gud patients& govt.s too i feel..we can follow our oath if u let us ..a doctors primary duty is to serve humanity..help him to do that selflessly.. Productivity & efficiency of a person will increase if he is stress free , happy & working under good conditions..this applies to companies as well as hospitals..the govt. or newspapers who complain about strikes by resident doctors should know this basic fact that the less stressful our life will be the better we will work for you..so if u help ease out a doctors life,it doesn’t mean he will dance in a disco tomorrow night..it means doctors will serve humanity in a better way
scores of indian doctors are taking indian MBBS degrees and going to do post graduation in US/UK/AUSTRALIA.. they are serving the people of those foreign countries for a selfish reason–they get better living conditions there..i salute those of them who tak some degree out of india &return later to serve country with the higher skills acquired outside..but truth is most of them dont return.. but those doctors who are staying in INDIA by choice..let them be proud of their decision please.. i didnt decide to go out of india.. not because of lack of money/opportunity but because of a small incident..one day i realised that if my home has a problem like a leaking tap or a fused bulb or a sick relative, do i leave my home & enter my friends’/neighbors’ house??no!!i stay put & fight the problem or mend the thing..so thats it..i am proud of being an indian and will do my best in the health system of this country..
at last let me end this by saying I AM AN INDIAN DOCTOR .. thats what i want to be known as..not from any state /region.. like humanity has no boundaries,similarly medicine has no boundaries.. the same disease afflicts the rich or the poor,the employed or the unemployed,the neta or the chela.. the same doctor and the same medicine can treat them.. if disease & its cure are same why not ensure similar& good working conditions for the medium of delivary i.e. the doctor?
all indian doctors want to serve humanity selflessly that is why they have not joined btech/humanities..but they also want to eat,drink&if not be merry atleast live happily..pursuit of happiness is a basic human right and not even doctors can be denied it in name of selfless service to patients..welcome them with open arms in any medical college they decide to join..doctors have no class/creed/region.. our religion is serving humanity.. HELP DOCTORS HELP YOU.. because i am an INDIAN DOCTOR.. JAI HIND!!
Dr.Sonal
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An unsent letter to the HT Editor
28This was a letter to editor of HT written by me 2 yrs ago..never emailed..
The Editor,
Hindustan times,
K.G.Marg,
New Delhi.
Subject—a doctor’s response to “IT’s getting worrisome”
Respected Sir/ma’am,
This is in response to the article “IT’s getting worrisome” on page 12 on Sunday the 4th of may 2008. I really appreciate the writer manoj sharma who has given the story a very catchy heading & started the article with an almost macabre story about the flip side of the hefty pay-packages in the IT industry. He has also collected interesting figures about depression, suicide, divorces etc from professional sources like NIMHANS, lawyers in connection to the IT industry. Every middle class Indian wants his son to make it to the IIT & finally into this IT industry offering hefty packages, so showing the flipside is a good idea. That’s the real reason for the readers interest in your story ”what goes behind the scenes in the life of these fast earning computer geeks?”
If your purpose is not just a catchy news article but drawing the attention of the masses towards an alarming problem, then why not take up a less glamorous but more prevalent cause?? The DOCTORS.
In the recent years more and more articles are focused on the IT industry—life style changes due to hefty pay packages, stress due to long working hours, books by engineers etc etc. I think it’s due to M factor—money, money & more money. so it will give you more readership. why has everybody forgotten the man (err…no gender bias here,indicates the species) with the healing touch?
The last few yrs have shown a steady decline in those who take up biology in school, a fall in the no. of PMT aspirants, a rise in rate of doctors wanting to work abroad, a rise in dissatisfaction among doctors, a rise in doctors trying to crack the CAT & pursuing MBA, a decline in no. of PG seats due to reservation, a rise in delayed marriages for doctors, more stringent laws for doctors—be it practice or post graduation or migration to USA or UK—and add to it the lovely suggestion by the attention seeking health minister that doctors should work as interns for 2yrs & out of which 1yr in rural area.
Scene1—-“you sat together in school ,shared tiffins, shared experiences happily with your classmate who if not less intelligent than you but may be at par in studies…then your sections changed when you took up biology intending to become a physician & he took up maths intending to become an engineer…you remained in touch happily— tuition tales, then selection parties, then college fest stories, school reunions etc… till one day your graduation was about to finish in 6 months & you were pondering that how will I juggle working hours as an intern (which will fetch a stipend of about 5000 Rs per month) with PG preparation? when your old pal calls you up to inform that he has shifted to U.S./Bangalore/U.K. & is earning about 10 lac per annum in the IT industry. You congratulate him happily…but you suddenly feel that just after graduation he is earning ten lac and you not even 1 lac.. Even after PG (which is becoming more difficult to crack day by day) you wont earn that much for yrs to come”
You are not jealous of your pal but are merely comparing the scenario in terms of money. This is one cause of growing dissatisfaction among doctors. so they are turning towards MBA
Scene2—“As a resident in surgery or obs-gyn or medicine one can tell you the endless nights per week they don’t sleep at all or sleep for 2 hrs at most and then the next day work till midnight again. They are scolded constantly by the senior residents or consultants…they are human beings too. They vent their frustration on unsuspecting friends, relatives…they cant visit their home towns for months…..they are stressed out & depressed… Patients visit quacks who spoil the cases and when the patient is about to die he is brought to the casualty of a govt. hospital where despite prompt medical help the patient dies but these villagers blame the residents in the hospital and beat them up….all this too adds to the doctors’ woes”But since they are not as famous as the high earning software professionals sitting in Air-conditioned rooms no reporter wants to write about them
Scene3—“a depressed resident commits suicide, a medicine undergraduate commits suicide….but no history of psychiatric consultation is found. Though its said that depressed people tend to seek help before resorting to suicide…they may have found it difficult to consult a fellow doctor about their personal issues & frustrations….his colleagues are coping well he thinks….there is cut throat competition in medical world too & it definitely takes its toll on a doctors life…supposed to be strong but they are also fragile human beings…also exposing their problems to a psychiatrist they know may be embarrassing unlike for other people who would hesitate less before meeting a psychiatrist” There are big articles about rising suicides in IIT but not much of an issue if increasing no. of medicos attempt 2 end their lives…..they are meant to heal the wounded but no one notices that they may be wounded healers themselves
Scene4—“front page news—BAPIO gets a court order that Indian doctors in UK can work there with Europeans……hey!wait a sec!what forced these doctors to alien lands?? a search for a better life & good pay—because in India life for doctors is not that easy…also why are we bothered about the plight of Indian doctors working in US &UK when we don’t have time to think about the problems facing young Indian doctors in India itself? because it’s a foreign land and so we can point a finger at them to say you are mistreating Indians & make it an issue of racial discrimination for good readership. And also because “blame-game” is a pet Indian pass time . the rules of the game do not allow Indians to introspect and see our own troubles but the neighbor’s family feud is worth a talk.
Scene5—despite getting married many medicos pursuing post graduation are living separately in different cities…….they meet just once in months…when they start a family (which would be delayed of coarse) its difficult for them also to juggle between work & family…marital discord & divorces are as rampant in their lives but why bother about the bedroom of a doctor who is meant to serve the ailing souls when we have IPL and redskins to bother about? Big IT firms organize picnics, get together, counseling, yoga etc for their computer geeks but not many hospitals plan such activities for overworked residents….the ministers are more bothered about the smoke around shahrukh khan than the fact that frustrated medicos despite knowing the hazards of smoking are among the top consumers of cigarettes . instead of providing better infrastructure in rural areas doctors after yrs of toil in a medical college should land up in a village. where should the doctors kids study? in village pathshaala of coarse!! I don’t say that doctors should not serve the rural India(real India—rural India!) but just notice the effect it has on the doctors life too. Provision of better facilities will help the villagers first. Clean drinking water will bring down diarrhea deaths in villages but instead of focusing on these things ministers want to send interns to villages for a year…..why not make it compulsory for engineers to work for a year in rural India for better roads, electricity,computer connectivity to villages etc ?why not send MPs, MLAs to atleast visit the villages in their constituencies once a yr? why not ask reporters to write about villagers&their problems instead of writing about salman rushdie’s divorce?
Scene6—kidney kingpin caught —amazing headlines. patient dies on gate of private hospital—another news. These are merely the black sheep of the family of physicians. But these are given front page status& a small mistake by a doctor is hyped in news. I agree that mistakes on part of doctors may be life threatening for a patient, but then why not focus a little on the doctors life? ease his burden a little….look at him from a humanitarian point of view…focus not only on his mistakes but also on his accomplishments& problems. Only extremely rare cases treated by doctors or an innovative surgical technique make it to news headlines whereas a doctor cures scores of patients &saves lives constantly…
To conclude I would quote erich segal , author of the novel-doctors “Do not forget that Though they treat the wounded they may be wounded healers themselves…..”
Thanking you,
Regards,
Dr. Sonal
same article is also available on my blog http://wittyfemaledoctor.blogspot.com/