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Drinking Vs YoGa
0Correspondent: Chatur Chandan
Researchers have discovered a close connect with the YOGA and Drinking. recently a paper published in bakaryog has confirmed that people who have the tendency of getting dead drunk are more healthy than the ones who are mild drinkers (they have confirmed that people who don’t drink are in the category of malnourished community).
After years of digging and studying scientists at bakaristan have finally been able to establish a clear relation between YOGIC ASANAS and dead drunk people.
here are few of the pictures.
Shavasana
Position of total relaxation.
Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.
Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.
Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midrift area and the spinal commune.
Halasana
Excellent for back pain and insomnia.
Salambhasana
Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.
Ananda Balasana
This position is great for massaging the hip area.
Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.
Pigeon
Tones the body, and builds flexibility and helps get rid of ‘stress’.
According to Dr. Bakar Jaan if at all somebody is looking for joining yoga classes s/he should first start with the natural process of drinking.
Our correspondent is looking for more such research data
Meanwhile please write down your suggestions.
Pro MNS
12 years ago
MEdia Sources
Reported by Chatur Chandan
There is huge support coming from all over the INDIA for the noble cause of RAJ THAKRE.
Being a true inspiration for Indian Youths, Raj has clearly surpassed all his predecessors in generating the HATE wave among citizens. Here are few suggestions from Pro-MNS people
- We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don’t study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school
- Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi
- Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi
- No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
- At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
- All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
- Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)
- Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only
- Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
- Let’s support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community..
- Let’s throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world
- Let’s stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi
- We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states
- We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside
- We should STOP using local trains… Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari
- Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then they will become true Marathi’s
MOre details and suggestions are awaited
Breaking News
2Media Sources
correspondent: Bakar Lord
After a lot of brainstorming and discussions the ministry has come up with the plan to curb the menace created by Raj Thakre, Shiv Sena and “MNS Goondaism” by following Gandhigiri. The next session will have this bill presented in the parliament and if passed without any hiccups will be implemented as soon as possible.
The minister who is not authorised to speak to the media “spoke” about some of the pointers; before going to approval our correspondent had the chance of getting a photocopy of few discussed points here is the list.
For the sake of convenience these category of people will be reffered as “STO-IDI”
1) STO-IDI will be taken to Primary school where they will learn about the meaning of Nation and what is INDIA
2) STO-IDI will be taught the meaning of democratic society and differece between “Mine and Ours”
3) STO-IDI will have regular sessions of YOGA and destressing, to bail them out of their miserable phase
4) Since they don’t have anything better to do, they will be given the “JOB” of filling POT-HOLEs which will not only help them getting some EMPLOYMENT but silently will resolve the actual problems of Mumbai
5) People of Maharashtra working in other part of INDIA will be invited for special meets so that do not file Criminal Law suites against STO-IDI.
6) Self motivating and Self confidence lessons will be given over a period of 10 years, which is essential to remove the guilt and shame of being loosers.
There are many more details but our correspondent have been kidnapped by STO-IDI . As soon as we hear something about him more details will be published
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