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Awesome Indian Things
111 months ago
by webmaster
in Entertainment
28 States, 7 Territories. 1618 languages, 6400 castes, 6 religions, 6 ethnic groups, 29 major festivals & 1 country!
In foreign countries, u can kiss in public, but can’t piss..in India u can’t kiss in public,but u can piss wherever
Saris : What’s sexy, modest, graceful, classic, cool, hot, well-ventilated and gorgeous all at the same time?
Jalebi: No Angrej has ever figured it out how the “Ras” went inside it.
SEX for INDIA will alwz be a “Dirty Thing”. Still we have 130 Crore Population…
Badly spelt menus. and hoardings, shop names, but still we speak better english than half of the western world.
Addressing hubby as “munni ke papa, Arrey Sunte Ho, Suno Ji, Suniye na”
No matter what, stop ur bike two feet after the stop line in a traffic signal and start off three secs before green
Mahabharata – longest poem in the world with 100000 stanzas..eight times longer than Homer’s two epics – combined
N.O.I.S.E. (Naturally Over Inflated Sense of Entitlement)
Ability to accept Pak’s immeasurable abuse and violence as fate.
Kumbh mela where most of the actors lost theri siblings
Checking the berth no on train chart before boarding your bogie to see if you are around young girls
One thousand ppl playing cricket in a single ground
Blaming politicians when you trip over a stone or for any godamn thing happens in country
Films that are designed to make you sob like a toddler within 10 minutes.
Rajnikanth Special
01 year ago
Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… ….
he turns the dark off.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even
glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett
Favre even further.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean
Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the
cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you
have left to live.
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