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JOB and Us
12 years ago
by Chatur Chandan
in Entertainment
Email Correspondent: Chatur Chandan
Ain’t you get high when your calendar shows the next day as “Friday” and ain’t you feel like going to Himalayas every time it shows next day a MONDAY?
There were times when People in my office wanted to quit after the new years party because all the holidays were coming on Saturday and Sundays.
Here are few creations of such a mind to devour the very IDEA of work.
The TRUTH
My work week dawg!
Oops forgot the day today
I hope you have better explanation than this!
A hate letter by a cigarette
32 years ago
by Chatur Chandan
in Trash
Email Correspondent: Chatur Chandan
Dear Quitter,
Remember me? Of course you do! You can’t take your eyes off me even now and still you can do nothing. You shameless prick! You have changed but I haven’t. This letter is not for you to take me back but to remind you of the good times that you are missing.
I was once the only part of your life when you felt truly relaxed. I was there with you when you were depressed, there when you were celebratory and also there when you had nothing else to do. I was the first thing that you looked for when you woke up and was, most of the time, the last thing you held when you tried to sleep.
I remember the times when you used to say that your mornings were incomplete without me and the times when you walked in the middle of the night to search for me. I tolerated your every mood, even when you bared me and made me into a joint. Still what gave you the happiness, gave me pleasure.
People used to say a lot a stuff about me but it never changed your affection towards me. Not even when I was called a cheap slut who can give you life threatening diseases. I remember you used to say “Its not cheap anymore”
Then things started to change one day, the day when you brought that bitch into your life. I could see just from her expressions, she hated me. She didn’t like the fact that I was always closer to your heart. Its not that you didn’t try. You tried to patch things between her and me and have a threesome, but some things are just not meant to be. Please inform her that if she doesn’t enjoy me, it is not due to some problem with me, it is because she is doing it wrong.
Then started our secret meetings. At that time also I didn’t mind being the other person in your life. Sadly, like all other secrets of life, this secret was also disclosed one day. That started the trend of our “one last meetings”. You used to hold me like you really believed that you will never hold me again and I also tried to give you full pleasure till I lasted.
Then came the day when we were caught red handed. I was too happy that for once you will face the reality and show some balls, but you caved in.
Its been so many months since then, you have even married that ignorant bitch now! Nowadays whenever you find some other person holding me, I can see the twitch in your eyes but then you seem to show that you have moved on.
You are not the first person that has left me, but unlike many, you have left me not with your will but under pressure from a certain other, whom you knew for just few weeks. For once I hoped that you could have been man enough and told her that leaving me is your decision not hers.
With me gone I always think how do you face your dear friends Peggu and Beeru? Or have you ditched them too? Please if you are planning to leave them too then, for once, be a man and quit by yourself without taking orders from the high command.
Yours lovingly,
Ciggy
Source: http://bit.ly/ameQJa
Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend
02 years ago
by Chatur Chandan
in Forwards
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· bike rides each duration 1 hour
· trips to National Highways
· 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
· Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,, , never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with
Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected
A Love letter with a difference
02 years ago
by Chatur Chandan
in Forwards
A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person.
So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.
HE WROTE :
Hi
Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation, I have a strong indication to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation examination (no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation).
What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilization and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion; To remain victim of your fascination.
And then SHE ANSWERED :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation and minimumqualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation. I Remain, unaffected by your affection.
Email Correspondent : Chatur Chandan
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