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Problem with Girls

2 years ago

by anurag in Entertainment

If u TREAT her nicely, she says

u are IN LOVE with her;

If u Don’t, she says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;

If u Don’t, she says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than her, she’ll lose FACE;

If she’s Smarter than u, she is GREAT.

If u don’t Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don’t make love with her., she says u don’t Loveher;

If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.

If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROBLESOME;

If u don’t, she says that u don’t TRUST her.

If u SCOLD her, u are like a GRANDPA to her;

If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If u do WELL in your exams, she says it’s LUCK;

If she does WELL, it’s BRAINS. If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;

If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

Deforestation – will make the world spin!!

2 years ago

by anurag in Theories

I ain't cutting trees no more!!

Have you seen a figure skater increasing/decreasing his/her spinning speed by moving his/her hands away/closer to the body. Just as a figure skater’s rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body,the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.

Conclusion: The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation.

Deforestation funny Green Earth Interesting Trees

Why yawning is contagious?

2 years ago

by anurag in Theories

One yawns because the one wants to equalize the pressure on one’s eardrums. This leds to the pressure change outside one’s eardrums and unbalances other people’s ear pressures which is why they have to yawn to even it out.

Ear funny Interesting Pressure Theory Yawning

Is hell Endothermic or Exothermic?

2 years ago

by anurag in Bakbak, Theories

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1.. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2.. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa (a girlfriend of mine during my Freshman year) that, “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you”, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is Exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct…leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

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