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anurag
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Resign Design
0Dear All,
As expected, I did Google for 1.5 hours on internet to get the perfect ‘bye-bye’ e-mail in place. However, couldn’t find any…apparently there was just one e-mail available that came up again and again in top search results 90% of the time.
What a waste of time and band-width.
I am sorry, for those of you who don’t know me…I am Champak Chauhan (ex-XYZ 1983) and have once sat where you are sitting right now. Yes, that’s right, been all over the place except in some select cabins (still a long way to get there).
Anyway, back to my tale, so I wasted almost 4 hours in just conducting secondary research, independent thinking and sutta breaks (+ 3 short snack breaks)….and could not get even a single line..not even a ‘Hi’. By the way, an interesting finding, if you keep staring at a double digit number on your computer screen for more than an hour..the digits will start moving towards their respective corners on the screen.
So, this made me think of all the things I could have done in the same time (4 hours) on one of those days at my workstation (ex-XYZ F 024). (Refer to the time split pie-chart) 
Well, a finding it may be, but this is what I will miss the most about working in this company. I learned so much in such a little amount of time. I will always remain grateful to the senior colleagues for providing me an opportunity to perform and ignoring the tantrums that I have shown over the years. I am thankful to the ‘not so senior colleagues’ for letting me work with them and tolerating me wherever I was intolerable. And last but not the least, the junior colleagues, thanks for your support and agreeing to adhere to my dictatorship. To the new folks, I wish I had more time to interact with you.
I enjoyed working with all of you. It has been an interesting journey and I take pride in being part of the practice.
Feel free to call, IM, email, tweet, or stop by for dinner/ lunch/ skype party anytime. I look forward to staying in touch and helping you succeed in your own individual quests for world domination.
Bye Bye!
Accident of Birth
21 year ago
by anurag
in Philosophy
Just like the act that leads to the event,
Every birth is an Accident.
Some have six pack abs and rock hard pecs,
Others have gone years without a hint of sex.
Some guys have boobs and some chicks a mustache,
Others sell their good looks for cold hard cash.
You might be cursed with inadequate girth,
Obviously you’re a Victim of the Accident of Birth.
Some go on diets so they can look thinner,
Others can’t afford breakfast, lunch or dinner.
Some wear tiny bikinis, almost bare,
Others roam naked coz they have nothing to wear.
You may be an individual of high net worth,
Even you are a Victim of the Accident of Birth.
Some visit salons to add colour to their faces,
Others with too much of it get kicked in all places.
Some are welcomed in every country with a peck,
Others have to go through a “random” security check.
You may have been racially assaulted in Perth,
Because you’re a Victim of the Accident of Birth.
Some may sell insurance, deal drugs, play the drums,
Or be born to businessmen, into royalty or in slums.
You may be tall or short, you may be fat or slim,
You may be a Jew, Christian, a Hindu or a Muslim.
Every single person on the face of the earth,
Is a fucking Victim of the Accident of Birth.
Some go surfing in the bright summer sun,
Others wake every morning to the sound of guns.
Some think that donating blood is odd,
While others lay their lives in the name of God.
I wish I could use the word “mirth”… Read More, But we’re all Victims of the Accident of Birth.
Thought Procedure of Females
01 year ago
Email Correspondent: Vineet Khandelwal
The diagram demonstrates the THOUGHTS in a female and male brain during the simple question: “Shall we go for a party?”
Twitter is screwing with us!!
12 years ago
No Comments. What can someone comment on ‘-1 year’ …thts just stupid!!
Please share such incidences/photographs on Bakaristan
Rapography – Computer Manual
22 years ago
by anurag
in Entertainment
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then
the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And
your data is corrupted ‘cause the index doesn’t hash, Then your
situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash!
If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!
If only I had hands!!
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