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A hate letter by a cigarette
May 5th
Email Correspondent: Chatur Chandan Dear Quitter, Remember me? Of course you do! You can’t take your eyes off me even now and still you can do nothing. You shameless prick! You have changed but I haven’t. This letter is not for you to take me back but to remind you of the good times that [...]
Mumbai Nagariya
Apr 1st
AMCHI MUMBAI A City where everything is possible, especially the impossible. Where lovers first love and then marry, Where there is place for every Tom, Dick and Harry Where telephone bills make a person ill, Where a person cannot sleep without a pill. Where carbon-dioxide is more than oxygen, Where the road is considered to [...]
Upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0
Mar 17th
Year 2050, An email from a troubles user! Dear Technical Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors [...]
Problem with Girls
Feb 10th
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her; If u Don’t, she says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her; If u Don’t, she says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN; If u keep [...]
Problem with Boys
Feb 9th
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep [...]
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