Posts tagged funny
JOB and Us
May 6th
Email Correspondent: Chatur Chandan Ain’t you get high when your calendar shows the next day as “Friday” and ain’t you feel like going to Himalayas every time it shows next day a MONDAY? There were times when People in my office wanted to quit after the new years party because all the holidays were coming [...]
A hate letter by a cigarette
May 5th
Email Correspondent: Chatur Chandan Dear Quitter, Remember me? Of course you do! You can’t take your eyes off me even now and still you can do nothing. You shameless prick! You have changed but I haven’t. This letter is not for you to take me back but to remind you of the good times that [...]
Mumbai Nagariya
Apr 1st
AMCHI MUMBAI A City where everything is possible, especially the impossible. Where lovers first love and then marry, Where there is place for every Tom, Dick and Harry Where telephone bills make a person ill, Where a person cannot sleep without a pill. Where carbon-dioxide is more than oxygen, Where the road is considered to [...]
Why do students FAIL in exams?
Mar 30th
Email Correspondent: Chatur Chandan Why student fails in exam??????? It’s not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an ‘ONLY 365′ days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and [...]
Upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0
Mar 17th
Year 2050, An email from a troubles user! Dear Technical Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors [...]
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