about 4 months ago - 3 comments
Email Correspondent: Chatur Chandan Dear Quitter, Remember me? Of course you do! You can’t take your eyes off me even now and still you can do nothing. You shameless prick! You have changed but I haven’t. This letter is not for you to take me back but to remind you of the good times that [...]
about 5 months ago - No comments
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below. Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee) Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered) Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. Age : 18-26 (if [...]
about 5 months ago - No comments
AMCHI MUMBAI A City where everything is possible, especially the impossible. Where lovers first love and then marry, Where there is place for every Tom, Dick and Harry Where telephone bills make a person ill, Where a person cannot sleep without a pill. Where carbon-dioxide is more than oxygen, Where the road is considered to [...]
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Email Correspondent: Chatur Chandan Why student fails in exam??????? It’s not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an ‘ONLY 365′ days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and [...]
about 5 months ago - No comments
Year 2050, An email from a troubles user! Dear Technical Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors [...]
about 6 months ago - No comments
Email Correspondent: Chatur Chandan A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails Dear All, I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008, 2009 and continuing it in 2010 also……. Because of your kindness: * I stopped drinking [...]
about 6 months ago - No comments
HARD DISK GIRLS: she remembers everything, FOREVER RAM GIRLS: she forget about you, the moment turn her off WINDOW GIRLS: everyone know that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER GIRLS: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access SERVER [...]
about 6 months ago - No comments
Dear Mr. Prime minister I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least squeak but we don’t even do that. Today I heard your speech. In which you said ‘NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED’. I would like [...]
about 6 months ago - No comments
Email Correspondent: Vineet Khandelwal The diagram demonstrates the THOUGHTS in a female and male brain during the simple question: “Shall we go for a party?”
about 6 months ago - 1 comment
Never imagined such a good response on the posts! It was overwhelming and I am sure Bakar Bugs will enjoy this post. Continuing from where we left last time some more observations. 1) Somebody always dare ya ! We have this inbuilt microchip in our head which make us do things which have been denied. [...]
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about 3 months ago
this is for lucky HR people or comp.nerds not for other professions like medicine..we dont hv 5working days!!!