Photograph by Dheer Saranjit from facebook and shared on Bakaristan by Chatur Chandan!


Deemag ke papa market gaye
khareedne aloo matar
aate hue peeli thodi daaru
aur paaye gaye next morning in guter

Deemag ki maa morning mein jaa rahi thi school
ki raste mein dikh gaye unhe Deemag ke papa pade hue in Guter pool
Dono ki aankhein takrayi aur ho gaya pyaar
aur is tarah shuru hua unka ek chota parivar

Shadi karke dono khush the
shadi ke teesre saal jab doctor ne bola ‘you are pregnant’ toh dono chup the.
deemag ke papa bole..’kaise ho gayi yeh bhari bhool’
Toh deemag ki maa boli ‘sab tumhari galti hai bloody fool’.

Ab dono karne lage deemag ke aane ka wait
dono ko hi pata tha ki ab pachtaye hovat kya jab chidiya chug gayi khet’
finally woh din aaya
jab doctor ne unhe bataya

Sirji, deemag toh nahi, is baar aa rahi hai ooski bhen
toh deemag ke baap aur maa ko aaya thoda chain
Deemag se jyada unhe deemag ki bhen pyari thi
ladke toh market mein khub hote hain, ladkiyuon ki maramari thi

Sab bade khush the ki chalo deemag ko kabhi nahi aane denge
deemag ki bhen aa toh gayi hai,ab oose kahin nahi jaane denge
but deemag ke papa ko kaun rok sakta tha
ramu halwayi ki dukaan ke peeche hi unka daaru ka adda tha

fir ek din weekend pe gaye woh lagane 2-3 peg
but unhe oos din nahi mili entry kyuonki woh they stag
khair unhone jugad lagaya aur utha li 2 beer ki bottle
chal pade ghar ki taraf, talli hoke total

oos din fir se hui ek bhaari bhool,
kyuonki 9 mahine baad aaya duniya mein ek aur bloody fool.
deemag ka hua janam, mach gaya hahakaar
ho gayi sabki sitti pitti gum sunke yeh samachar.

Hona kya tha ab, deemag ke papa ki hui pitayi
deemg ki bhen ruth gayi, aur maa ne khub khari khoti sunayi.
jab deemag chalne laga, tab toh ud hi gaya mano sabka sukh chain.

oos din se lagne lagi deemag ki MAA BHEN!!