Recently one of the bakar bug got a chance to “think” and got enlightened by the discovery of various species around the globe! After a month of deep meditation and thinking without the daily doses of Bakar our bakar bug has came out with the theory of species on planet Bakaristan. A recently held bakar conference got privilege of the discovery made by this bakar bug. Here are few of the excerpts of this discovery.

“I am **** (Introduction clipped)  …. has the goal of eternity. so finally i shall present the discovery of my month long ****(More bak bak Clipped)…finding out the kind of species on this planet. first of all there is this kind which we call as BORING kind .. this specie is like plague to the community and should be eradicated as soon as possible. The kind has a very unique nature of killing the Bakar senses in Humans. After infecting the Normal ones with their genetically modified and mutated cells it tortures not only the infected one but the healthy ones around one too and believe me it spread like anything and ensure that the infected will be deprived of all the fun of bakar.These are BAKAR SUCKING VAMPIRES!

Second kind is the “Bakar Bugs” (we) which spread this light of happiness and pleasure around the globe giving smile on every damn face. we are very prone to get infected by the first kind but there are few inherited bakar genes which strenthen the immune system so that there is proper war between two. Usually our kind gets a vaccination in school or college time. Our kind happens to span all kind of bakar possible which one can think of and the way we enroll into every other bakar sessions without any prior knowlege of any kind makes us the Prime and rare species.

Third kind is the “Beautiful Girls”. Aha this unique kind is the centre of all bakar which happens every now and then, infact the first kind and second kind both are easily charmed by this specie. It tops the charts but sadly its on the verge of extinction. Another unique thing about this specie is that, there are very diverse criteria of categorizing this specie and its mainly followed on the perception. There is no set parameters and rules by which you can tag them …though it governs by general concensus.

The one *** (Clipped Clipped)… Thank you for all your support ** (Clipped)”