Who is going to Benefit if Rahul Gandhi is Killed?

rahulI was amazed by the drama of Rahul Gandhi (Pappu) when he said his mother shed crocodile tears to feed the poor of India. I was surprised when he said “These people will kill me too”, I wonder whom he is referring to ?

Before I get down to analyse this question I want to quote some of the things he said in the past

in 2011 after the terrorist attack in mumbai this is what he said to console people

“‘We will stop 99% terror attacks but 1 % of attacks might get through”

At rally in punjab

“India is 21st century Saudi Arabia”

“Politics is in your pants and your shirt”

“7 out of 10 youths in Punjab have drug problem”

Then there were some extraordinary comments about poor needing escape velocity of Jupiter. Well time and again he has proved that he is good for nothing. so why would anyone want to KILL Pappu?



download1) Is it BJP?

Are you kidding me? BJP wants to win 2014 election and Rahul Gandhi is their star campaigner, why would they kill their top campaigner? There is a wide speculation that BJP is more worried about the Election Commission adding the Bills of Rahul Gandhi to “NaMo” and BJP campaign expenses. Besides no one will turn up in NaMo’s rallies if there will be no mention of “Shahzada Kehta hai…”


2) Sonia Gandhi?

Well you know “Power is Poison” and she knows it. She sees a clear chance of garnering Sympathy Votes and want to become the queen of India. There is no way Congress is coming to Power in 2014 and this seems to be the only route which paid rich dividends to congress in ’84.

3) MMS (The Silent Killer)

Mannu once said he wants to work UNDER Pappu. I wonder if he really works apart from doing luxury foreign trips. According to latest reports there were 72 foreign Trips and it costs more than 600 Crs to India, when the entire India is struggling to buy 1 KG of Onions. Now since he doesnt want to be asked these questions again he wants to WORK UNDER RAHUL and wish to complete his “Bucket List”. Again No chance?

4) The Italians

Yes they have the Motive? They are really Pissed. They wanted to make India the Italy 2.0 some 42 Years Back. They did all kind of dirty tricks from adopting to making way through Indian Political system to selling CRAP to defense forces. But they failed to achieve their targets because of Stubborn Indians. In Italian world “If you Fail you DIE”

5) Robert Vadra

“Pappu Can’t dance SALA” since this song he still have those nightmares where people mocking him at Gold Club about his SALA.

If you know anyone who has real Motive please add in the comments sections.

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  1. Congress Poll Manifesto

    Dear Rahul Gandhi

    You have invited suggestions from public for possible incorporation in the Congress Poll Manifesto , if found suitable

    Based on my perception of what would benefit the public most ( in order of importance ) , following is how Congress manifesto should read :

     Corruption

    We will introduce / pass , a of Jan Lok-Pal Bill within 2 months of assuming power at the Center

     Jobs

    We will create 15 million jobs per year , starting from 2015 , especially thru rapid investments in infrastructure projects , which generate millions of jobs. To bring this about , we will introduce special Infrastructure Bonds , whose interest will be tax-free for 25 years.
    No questions will be asked as to the source of funds invested by individuals or by Organizations / Institutions

     Economy

    We will liberalize FDI in Insurance / Retail and all other non-defense related sectors of economy

     Productive Use of Un-Productive Money

    We will create a structure, whereby Private sector and Religious Trusts ( such as Tirupati / Lord Padmanabhan / Shirdi SaiBaba / Satya SaiBaba / Siddhi Vinayak / VaishnoDevi etc ) , will come forward to invest , at least Rs 10 lakh crores per year for the next 5 years. This will be done thru,

    • No-Tax ( for 10 years ) , “ Job Creation “ Bonds , exclusively devoted to creation of Jobs for poor people in less-developed states

    • Enabling investments into these bonds , thru a Voluntary Disclosure Scheme ( VDS ) where no questions will be asked as to the source of the funds. This will bring back Rs 35 lakh crores stashed away unproductively / secretly by Indian nationals and Trusts

    • We will create similar “ Job Creation “ Bonds where subscription will be restricted to,

    # NRIs / PIOs

    # Foreign NGOS / Foreign Charitable Trusts (eg Bill Gates Foundation )

    # Foreign Sovereign Funds ( China / Oil-rich countries etc )

    • We will introduce this measure within 6 months of coming to power

     CBI

    We will make CBI as much independent of the Central Government as possible , by making Chief of CBI report to a panel of retired Judges of the Supreme Court
    CBI will have its own Expense Budget ( as part of the Central Budget ) and will be free to hire additional professionals without needing permission from any Central Ministry

     Electoral Reforms

    We will introduce , within 6 months , a Electoral Reforms Bill in Lok Sabha. This will have provisions for

    • NOTA

    • Right to Recall

    • Negative Vote …………..etc

     Representation of People Act

    We will amend this Act within 6 months of assuming power , by incorporating provisions for

    • Acceptance of donations from abroad

    • Acceptance of ALL donations to political parties only thru cheques

    • Issue of paper receipts for all donations

    • Publishing on party web site ,

    # full details of funding / expenditure / donations etc

    # full details of Assets / Liabilities / Income Tax Returns filed etc of Senior party functionaries ( including those holding Ministerial positions ) – updated annually

    # full details of FIRs / Court-Cases ( whether criminal or civil ) filed against any Senior Party Functionaries ( including Ministers ), with punishments awarded , if any

    # number of Lok Sabha / Rajya Sabha meetings attended by its elected representatives

     Right to Information Act

    As interpreted by the CIC ( Chief Information Commissioner ) / confirmed by the Supreme Court and advised by the Attorney General , we will ensure that all political parties are covered by RTI

     Naxal / Maoist Menace

    We will eliminate this menace thru full integration of these Tribal areas into the mainstream of the Social / Political and Economic development.
    We will do this by granting special status to these areas , where industries / businesses / NGOs , will be encouraged to set up Skills Training Institutes , by giving accelerated depreciation benefit for the Capital Expenditure incurred and 150 % write-off on the recurring annual revenue expenditure

     Relations with Pakistan

    Whereas we will encourage constructive dialogue with Pakistan to resolve all outstanding issues , this will be done only after Pakistan dismantles all terror-training camps on its territory , as certified by the Home Minister

    Dear Rahul :

    I am not sure how many citizens will take the trouble to spell out their suggestions like this
    My last suggestion is that you frame a “ Multiple Choice Questionnaire “
    Publish this on as many Media as possible – especially Online Web sites
    Then ask people to record their choices
    A Smart Phone based Mobile App would be great !

    • hemen parekh ( 26 Oct 2013 )

    PS :

    Earlier , I have forwarded somewhat similar suggestions to Shri Murli Manohar Joshi , who is in charge of drawing up Poll Manifesto for BJP

    But then , when it comes to serving the national interest , there ought to be no differences amongst the political parties , as to the goals , even if the means to reach these goals may differ somewhat

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