Rajnikanth Special

Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… ….
he turns the dark off.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even
glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett
Favre even further.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean
Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the
cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you
have left to live.

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