28 States, 7 Territories. 1618 languages, 6400 castes, 6 religions, 6 ethnic groups, 29 major festivals & 1 country!
In foreign countries, u can kiss in public, but can’t piss..in India u can’t kiss in public,but u can piss wherever
Saris : What’s sexy, modest, graceful, classic, cool, hot, well-ventilated and gorgeous all at the same time?
Jalebi: No Angrej has ever figured it out how the “Ras” went inside it.
SEX for INDIA will alwz be a “Dirty Thing”. Still we have 130 Crore Population…
Badly spelt menus. and hoardings, shop names, but still we speak better english than half of the western world.
Addressing hubby as “munni ke papa, Arrey Sunte Ho, Suno Ji, Suniye na”
No matter what, stop ur bike two feet after the stop line in a traffic signal and start off three secs before green
Mahabharata – longest poem in the world with 100000 stanzas..eight times longer than Homer’s two epics – combined
N.O.I.S.E. (Naturally Over Inflated Sense of Entitlement)
Ability to accept Pak’s immeasurable abuse and violence as fate.
Kumbh mela where most of the actors lost theri siblings
Checking the berth no on train chart before boarding your bogie to see if you are around young girls
One thousand ppl playing cricket in a single ground
Blaming politicians when you trip over a stone or for any godamn thing happens in country
Films that are designed to make you sob like a toddler within 10 minutes.