1. Gift her a coupon to ‘VLCC Lose 5 kgs in 10 days’ ..  “Darling, you keep on saying, you are getting fat.. here is the solution”

2. Write some other girl’s name on the gift and give it to her.

3. Take her to a candle lit dinner at a restaurant in the locality of  ‘bajrangdal’ people. Rest of the work will be done by them.

4. Gift her a dress of XXL size.

5. Make her pay for the lavish dinner you have on the valentine’s day.

6. Starting from 12.00 am stop attending her calls/ replying to her messages.

or

7. Simplest one:  Don’t get her any one of these things as valentine’s gift: Roses, Chocolates, Teddy bears, Cards.

Well guys this is my first attempt at writing on bakaristan. I wanted to add more but couldn’t. So it will be nice if you share some your views/bakar on this topic.

Happy bakaring! :)